My accountant

I don't write this yet but I have now an accountant.  They handle my taxes and with money.  Before I see them I google it.  I am self employed.  They tell me it doesn't matter what my job is.  Just that I pay tax. If I don't the government will get me.  I have no did taxes for some time.  I must do them all.  I pay him to do it.  It's expensive but how can I do taxes?  I don't know it.  He fixes the problems.  It's good I got some money because I owe some.  He said it's ok, I am not in trouble.  He said I must do the tax each year.  He helps me figure it all out and does this for it.  I pay him.  I am thinking can I pay him with a session lol as he costs a lot of money.  I think this guy makes more than a SP lol.  But he works harder. 

If you are an SP or want to be, you should pay taxes.  Most think we don't but we do.  You see, now they can see you put money in the bank.  They will say how can a girl with no job have so much?  It's called the CRA.  They do the taxes in Canada.  You know, they are a whore too. They don't care where the money comes from only that you give them some lol.  So I pay it.  You pay each 3 months.  Its important to pay it too.  I don't know this so well so I can't give you advice.  If you are an SP you can find an accountant.  If you need advice find a SP advice place.  They will tell you.  Then you are good.  I claim all the money.  Its just smart.  You can sneak around but not with these CRA guys.  They're smart.  It's not so bad for the taxes.

This accountant guy knows what I do.  I told him. I don't care.  He's chipper to me lol.  He told me before he had an SP that listed herself as Escort as her job.  She had a business and everything.  He said I should think about that.  I laugh.  I think I can get a sign too over my apartment.  Larissa's Whorehouse.  I can get a billboard on the highway.  It can say had a bad day and need a stress release, call Larissa now.  She's waiting lol.  I can then call my Mom and tell her I am the CEO.  For me it means the Chief Erection Officer lol.  CEO Larissa.  here for your enjoyment. 

Now, you must wonder how do I list what I do?  Well I won't say this job but here are some ideas.  You can choose a job that requires no school to do.  Just a job that is service.  You do the service, you get paid, you pay your tax.  No one checks it.  You find a job where you don't buy stuff for your work.  Just service.  It's easy.  No one will question it.  This accountant will help you with it.

This part of my story is important.  It takes some time for me to get my tax thing fixed.  You should do this.  It's easy. If you can't do it, you mail them in a paper and they will do it for you.  I don't waste my time for it.  I can pay another.