The Car

I am done this school for driving.  It's a good thing.  What's worse than the MP?  It's driving.  I think about Hannah Montana in the car and her phone.  I can see now why sometimes a young man calls me.  I would eat bugs before I date a girl like her. 

Now I must get a car.  I don't know much about cars.  I get my license and keep it.  It's good id.  It's two parts to get a license.  You take two tests.  Papa took me for the first one.  The stupid guy I dated took me for part two.  I'm glad though because I have it. Once you get it you never take it again. This is a good deal. 

So I must get a car.  One thing about this.  The place to buy a car needs a car to get too.  This is stupid.  There is no bus.  If you want me to buy the car why do you make me go so far to get it?   I don't know what car is good but I will find one.  I only need 1 thing.  It's a radio in the car so I can listen to Vibe radio.  I don't care for the color or who makes it.  I need this car for 3 things.  Shopping, the mountains and sometimes to go to clients houses.  That's it.  So why get a good car?  Just a cheap one will do.  

If you go to get a car, the man will try to sell you the best car.  He will tell you why you need it.  It's what he thinks not what you think.  I go to a place.  This man says he has a mini van.  He said it's got room for the kids and hockey stuff.  I tell him I don't have kids.  He sais to me, maybe some kids in the future then.  I think in my head I should tell him my lover is Georgia so no kids.  I laugh.  I can do this to get a deal then he can pay for a session lol.  No cars here.  I go on.  I see many places.  I finally get a car. 

After some time I find a car.  It's a VW car. It's just 2000 dollars.  This is perfect.  The guy sais it's a good car to drive to the store and home.  I tell him I need a good radio.  One that gets Vibe radio.  He sais no but I can get a new radio.  I sais how much.  He will find out.  I tell him I want good sound.  Who can't want this.  I tell this guy he can get everything for me and I will pay him.  I don't know it.  If I pay him I can do a session. 

For this to happen I have to get insurance.  For this I will get Unhappily Married to help.  A good client sometimes can help you.